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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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