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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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