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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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