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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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