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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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