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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺
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