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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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