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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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