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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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