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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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