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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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