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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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