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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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