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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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