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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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