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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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