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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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