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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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