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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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