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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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