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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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