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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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