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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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