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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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