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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊
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