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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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