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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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