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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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