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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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