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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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