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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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