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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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