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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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