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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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