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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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