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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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