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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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