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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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