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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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