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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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