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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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