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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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