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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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