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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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