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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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