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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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