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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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