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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁
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