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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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