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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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