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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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