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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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