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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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