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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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